Living in the loose sandbars surrounding Cancun and some beaches in the Florida Keys, The Bro Angler (Sometimes known as the Broski Angler, or Dude Check Out That Gnarly Animal, Bro What The Hell's Up With It's Face) is a solitary animal that burrows into the shore to create a nest.
The Bro angler uses its tendril-like lures to form shapes that seem attractive to lure in young male humans, or Bros. Some shapes include female beach volleyball players and an assortment of alcoholic beverages.
The Broski Angler was discovered by Todd "The Tank" Rickman, a College Sophomore, in Cancun during 2009's spring break event. Upon seeing it, he remarked "Dude, bro. Check out that Gnarly dude monster deal over there, bro." And attempted to feed it a Mikes Hard Lemonade, subsequently losing an arm and leg.
6 comments:
Ive lost many a Broseph Stalin to that gnarley beast.
I hear some of these wiped out the entire nation of Brolivia.
good one, broheim!
its a good way to thin out the old broletariate fro sure. I especially love the nerdy chick that thinks she is hanging out with her "friends" I guess that could save a bro in the long run having a penchant for women wearing glasses. brovolutionary trait?
bro bro bor
very cool!!!
Thanks for the comment, Damon!
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