Sunday, September 26, 2010
The Bro Angler
Living in the loose sandbars surrounding Cancun and some beaches in the Florida Keys, The Bro Angler (Sometimes known as the Broski Angler, or Dude Check Out That Gnarly Animal, Bro What The Hell's Up With It's Face) is a solitary animal that burrows into the shore to create a nest.
The Bro angler uses its tendril-like lures to form shapes that seem attractive to lure in young male humans, or Bros. Some shapes include female beach volleyball players and an assortment of alcoholic beverages.
The Broski Angler was discovered by Todd "The Tank" Rickman, a College Sophomore, in Cancun during 2009's spring break event. Upon seeing it, he remarked "Dude, bro. Check out that Gnarly dude monster deal over there, bro." And attempted to feed it a Mikes Hard Lemonade, subsequently losing an arm and leg.